Alabama mudflap

When a woman's inner vaginal lips are SO huge and hang down so low they can actually fold back and rest against the anus, hence giving them a "muddy" appreance.

Vicky dropped her drawers to reveal the nastiest set of Alabama mudflaps I have ever seen!!!! I think I vomited in my mouth a little!

by Leonard W. July 16, 2007

alamo

a wonderful song by alec benjamin.

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THESE TWO WINDOWS

Please give me a reason to believe all the lies
'Cause my teachers and the media are ghouls in disguise
Abusing their authority to proselytize
But nothing they report to me could change my mind
I need a vacation from the way things have been
Because I'm growing impatient, yeah, it's boiling my skin
Had enough manipulation, can you just let me live? Mm
Live my life
I'm not gonna give in, if I have to fight
Then I'm willing to give my life, rather die
Than lay down on my back, got no white flag to throw
This is my Alamo, this, this is my Alamo
Please give me a reason to give up on myself
You can tell me that it's treason, this is stand and rebel
I won't pledge you my allegiance, I'll just bid you farewell, mm
And goodbye
I'm not gonna give in, if I have to fight
Then I'm willing to give my life, rather die
Than lay down on my back, got no white flag to throw
This is my Alamo, this, this is my Alamo
I know that on the surface it might seem like I'm just fine
But I can't eat, I barely sleep, sometimes I wanna run and hide
Feel like I'm dying in this cage, my soul is trapped, I feel confined
And I just wish they'd let me out so I could finally live my life
I'm not gonna give in, if I have to fight
Then I'm willing to give my life, rather die
Than lay down on my back, got no white flag to throw

by shawnxalec June 29, 2020

Alano

a sweet and caring guy, that is shy but can be outgoing. Hes the perfect guy to have as a best friend. and any girl that gets him will be lucky.

girl: did you see alano today
boy: no why
girl: cause i think hes the one

by talliii March 20, 2017

Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.

"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."

by MagentaMedusa November 19, 2021

Alabama Roulette

When ten guys jerk off in a cup of some sort and then they use a funnel to pour the cum inside a girl's vagina(with consent of course). Then after nine months whoever is biologically determinded to be the father is the winner.

Billy was sent to jail for not paying child support after winning a game of Alabama Roulette.

by Jtothefourth December 18, 2009

Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

Alabama Dry Rub

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.

James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."

by Intereo March 23, 2011