Also see- Girlfriend or wife.
Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list.
There are two ways to regain your freedom.
Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back.
Option 2. Lay down.
Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list.
There are two ways to regain your freedom.
Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back.
Option 2. Lay down.
18:13 risks: Jeep meet at 10 am...bahahahahaha
18:13 kouki: si senoir
18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir
18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p
18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up.
18:14 risks: lmao.
18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on
18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director
Credit to goes to Kouki for this.
18:13 kouki: si senoir
18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir
18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p
18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up.
18:14 risks: lmao.
18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on
18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director
Credit to goes to Kouki for this.
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Some symptoms of Fatherless Disorder is: being a dream stan, being a hardcore valorant player, and liking Meowbahh
Yo bruh! u heard the news? Ryans dad left..
Oh well he was exhibiting Fatherless Activity anyway, plus he gets NO BITCHES
Oh well he was exhibiting Fatherless Activity anyway, plus he gets NO BITCHES
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Get the Fatherless activity mug.Activities that may seem acceptable but, on further inspection, only an absolute homo would participate in. It takes a certain level of faggotry to support such activities.
Usually conducted alone in secrecy, but occasionally can be done in groups. These activities include, but are not limited to;
-Camping in Call of Duty
-Eating the last slice of pizza despite having had no contribution in obtaining the pizza
-Slapping another mans phanny in the locker room
-Playing basketball in 30 degree weather at night
-Clout Chasing
Etc.
People who participate in homo activities aren't necessarily homosexuals, their actions just leave nothing more to be said than calling them gay.
Usually conducted alone in secrecy, but occasionally can be done in groups. These activities include, but are not limited to;
-Camping in Call of Duty
-Eating the last slice of pizza despite having had no contribution in obtaining the pizza
-Slapping another mans phanny in the locker room
-Playing basketball in 30 degree weather at night
-Clout Chasing
Etc.
People who participate in homo activities aren't necessarily homosexuals, their actions just leave nothing more to be said than calling them gay.
Good Law-Abiding Citizen: Damn, I'm getting my ass ate. The titan needs to be nerfed.
Possibly queer ally: Hey, i found a glitch spot where we can't be seen. Let's go camp there together
Good Law-Abiding Citizen: I have no intention in participating in your homo activities. I'll just use the madox you camping swine.
Possibly queer ally: Hey, i found a glitch spot where we can't be seen. Let's go camp there together
Good Law-Abiding Citizen: I have no intention in participating in your homo activities. I'll just use the madox you camping swine.
by MajinXeno November 16, 2018
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Get the rainy day activity mug.a refrence to any sexual activity executed between two men, one of which having a girlfriend/wife. Refer to "Burp Job".
REALLY.....Just read the burp job entry, but if you really need an example; Tob and Brad engaged in some "after tennis activities" while Brad's wife was out of town.
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