"I am going to drop the axe on Rich, Paul"
"Why?"
"He stole my ATM card and tried to sleep with my girl"
"They are going to drop the axe on Amanda because she calls in sick all of the time."
"Why?"
"He stole my ATM card and tried to sleep with my girl"
"They are going to drop the axe on Amanda because she calls in sick all of the time."
by quest224 July 16, 2009
Get the Drop the Axemug. An alternative to showering
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
by CougHunter February 18, 2010
Get the hat and axe itmug. adj. Describing someone who has a really fugly face.
Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"
Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"
Tony, You were too drunk to realize you boinked an axe face!
She's a total axe face before she puts on make up
She's a total axe face before she puts on make up
by staddydaddy August 3, 2004
Get the axe facemug. by porkosi trader January 3, 2009
Get the and my axe!mug. The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe B.O. and that of a severe chemical spill.
The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.
The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.
Person A: "Damn! What the fuck is that smell?!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"
by The J-Spot January 11, 2005
Get the The Axe Effectmug. by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010
Get the Muff Axemug. When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
Get the vikings axemug.