An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.
by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025
Get the Albanian Doorstoppermug. Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.
Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
by Mac Willer April 19, 2018
Get the albanian turnbucklemug. The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.
Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson
by anonymous August 13, 2024
Get the Albanian truck stopmug. The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
Get the Albanian Water Bottlemug. a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.
by humanities fc September 13, 2022
Get the albanian chicken plowermug. (n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022
Get the East Albanian Pipelinemug. Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024
Get the Albanian Juicermug.