a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.
by humanities fc September 13, 2022
Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
by Cumgoggles420 June 06, 2024
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 05, 2019
When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.
Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019
The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.
When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.
by Dominatrix;) November 26, 2019
When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020