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9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.
“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022
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Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023
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Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023
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Afternooning

(Noun) social event among friends between lunch and dinner where they spend time together –normally involving alcohol consumption– in a relaxed mood.
My Spanish friends spent the whole afternoon afternooning at Sophia’s terrace
by Rufus Willis April 20, 2024
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Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”
by internetdad22 February 16, 2024
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afternoon drowsies

A state of serene reverie bordering on sleep, often induced in hours following lunchtime.
“Kyle sometimes naps in his cubicle when battling the afternoon drowsies, especially if he was up late chatting with Rebecca.”
by aljenacceber June 29, 2022
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Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole
damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea
by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022
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