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Animal abuser

A living piece of shit that should go to hell for eternity and burn with the rest of the criminals eating something worse than shit.
He’s an animal abuser.
Send him to fucking hell!
by Nobody69420 June 30, 2020
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Animal Lobby

A term used to describe a group of individuals who champion the rights of animals over humans. The group tends to be very vocal and supportive of animal rights. Members are often more engaged with their pets than with other people.

The "Animal Lobby" may also be broken down into smaller subgroups as follows:

The "Cat Lobby" - A vast network primarily made up of of single unmarried women who champion cat rights and express more affection toward cats then people. Members of the "cat lobby" have substituted feline companionship for male relationships. Members often collect and feed stray cats. Members of the cat lobby speak with their pets as if they are people.

The "Dog Lobby" - A vast network primarily made up of single unmarried women who champion dog rights and express more affection toward dogs than people. Members of the "dog lobby" have substituted canine companionship for male relationships. Most members tend to be unmarried women age 35 or over. Joining the Dog Lobby usually means that a member has given up on trying to find a spouse.

The "Bird Lobby". A group that champions the rights of birds over people. The "bird lobby" is composed primarily of never- married older women who enjoy feeding pigeons.

Members of the Animal Lobby and the aforementioned subgroups are members of PETA and other animal rights groups.
On proposing rules applicable to animals:

"Watch out what you say or you will get the animal lobby after you!"

"Jill has finally stopped trying to find a husband and has now joined the Animal/Cat/Dog Lobby".

"New FAA regulations to limit bird strikes are being opposed by the bird lobby."
by nycesq (L.S. 67) February 11, 2009
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pharm animal

A pharm animal is an individual who likes to abuse pharmaceuticals. These can include benzos (Xanax, Valium), painkillers (Percocet, Vicodin, OxyContin), hypnotics (Ambien, Lunesta), amphetamines (Adderall, Vyvanse), etc.
Guy #1: Dude, did you just see that chick blow a line of adderall?

Guy #2: Yeah dude, I know her. Total pharm animal.
by heybuddy0605 February 16, 2010
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aiman

the name for a guy who is so hot you cant believe it. he has beautiful eyes and loves mango nectar. these mysterious creatures are also known to be quite well endowed and generous in bed.
girl 1--"hey alyssa, what did you do last night?"
alyssa--"oh girl, i found me an aiman last night!"
girl 1--"im soooo jealous!"
by barbietron October 5, 2009
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Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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animal farm

used as an infinitive verb as is "to animal farm" it. A reference to George Orwell's novel by the same title and signifies the sudden changing of administrative policies or rules without any acknowledgement of change. In Orwell's novel, when the pigs in charge changed the rules, they simply painted over the old rules at night while the rest of the animals were sleeping. When the animals awoke, the new rules were now the only rules, and no discussion of change was permitted. Change was never communicated and was actively denied. Thus, to "animal farm it" means to change the rules and then to pretend it was always that way and that the rule breaker was an idiot for assuming they knew the rules.
e.g. To animal farm, I.e. when a change is made to a digital document and the change is not tracked so that it appears as if no change occurred because there is no record of the previous version or the change; there is simply change.
by The Doctor is In September 17, 2013
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animal revolution

Coined on the Tony Kornheiser Show, the animal revolution involves the animal kingdom rising up against its human oppressors and taking over the world. Many of the news segments during Kornheiser's tenure on Washington Post Radio were devoted to animal stories that should tip off loyal listeners that the animal revolution is imminent.
Finding a rat in the mouth is a sure sign of the upcoming animal revolution.
by Marekk January 25, 2008
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