by The Doc March 03, 2003
by Tluvly December 24, 2008
Ham, is short for Mayhem
1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.
2. random or deliberate violence or damage.
3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.
4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good
1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.
2. random or deliberate violence or damage.
3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.
4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good
everybody in the club is going Ham
the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick
Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass
the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick
Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass
by jlh551 September 09, 2009
A Hot Asian Mami.
Damn strolled through Chinatown and seen about 5 Hams, I hope their down with that sucky sucky 5 dolla!
by Johnny Cabahala October 09, 2010
noun. The name to call one who has half a leg, his new name will become HAM (Half A Man)! :) ((didn't know you could make your own, now I do. Have fun today, and see you on Tuesday!))
by WhooshMush May 18, 2007
Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
by Tounge of Colicab August 23, 2008