tie sore

(n.) a tie so ugly that it hurts the eyes of anyone who sees it; a tie that clashes horribly with the shirt of the wearer.

Lon's purple-and-gold diagonally-striped LSU tie became a tie sore when paired with his green and white pinstrip shirt.

by andso'syourface February 08, 2011

Bow Tie

The act of taking one's penis shaft and pulling it down between the two testicles. The testicles are then pulled around the shaft making the resemblance of a bow tie.

Logan asked his teacher if she wants to see his bow tie. The teacher says yes. Logan pulls down his pants, wraps his balls around his penis and makes a bow tie

by antnano69 December 13, 2019

the old tie-in

when you find something out one day, and then it keeps popping up in your every day life!

Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"

ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"

Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."

Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"

by bitchincamaroXD November 23, 2010

kentucky tie

The act of wrapping your neckerchief around your balls, creating a tourniquet, to squeeze the last drops of jizz onto your partner.

Guy: OOHHHH!! I''m about to blast off!!
Girl: Shoot it all over my face!
Guy: ARGH GA HA UH OH!! That was great!
Girl: I know you've got more in there. Hand me that necktie and I'll fashion a Kentucky Tie so I can squeeze out every last drop.
Guy: I love you.

by ThinsilentNine December 16, 2016

tie for first

(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it's something you say so that you both win.

You: I love you!
Me: I love you moreeeeee!
You: NO! I DO
Me: NO YOU FECKING BETCH, I DO.
You: TIE FOR FIRST?
Me: Okay. (: <3
You: (; <3

by Vadriac August 14, 2008

tie one on

To get drunk, sauced, hammered, sleighed, intoxicated, snookered, pissed, sh!t faced or wasted.

I tie one on and called some chick I met on the internet.

by Drew & Marguerite May 11, 2008

Tie game

The reason why Americans hate football (soccer) because every other freakin' sport over hear (even golf for christs sake!) has some sort of tie breaker. In a football match where guys will kick a ball around for an hour and a half and do NOTHING, they will slump off the field in a 0-0 tie. Who the hell wants to watch that? No one! We Americans happen to have very short attention spans (hell, that's why we invented tivo) we want to see ACTION. Which is why we like basketball, american football, and lacrosse. Don't get me wrong, soccer is a great game to play and watch, but it does get very dull in a tie game. :P

European: Did you watch the soccer/football game last night?

Normal American: No, I played video games. Who won?

European: uhhhhhh they tied

Normal American: Score?

European: (embarrassed) zero zero

Normal American: Ha! glad I didn't watch that! *mumbles* stupid sport. No one likes a tie game.

by Charny3 June 22, 2010