Sloppy Dallas

The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.

Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!

by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020

Mega Sloppy Dallas

When someone give you a sloppy Dallas with Mega Dallas Dip in their mouth.

Doo: “suck my dick bitch”
McNasty: “only if I can give you a Mega sloppy Dallas”

Soup: “Potato Turd”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a chick packs a mouthful of dip and proceeds to give oral sex. The penis afterwards is covered with dip. Thus, a sloppy dallas.

"Hey stepbro? Can I give you a sloppy dallas?"
"Sure, make sure it's Copenhagen though."

by TheMainMan4211 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl who has packed a fat lip of dip and slobbers on your shaft.

That bitch gave me a sloppy dallas and my schlong looked like a freshly cut lawn.

by DudeAss October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip of dip and gives you a blow job.

Me and the wife were on the tractor and all of a sudden she rips off my pants and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner takes an entire can of dip in their mouth, and proceeds to give a blowjob

I wasn't really into Ashley, then she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by Yeezius October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is when somebody is getting a blowjob inside a mouth full of dip.

Person 1: So what are we gonna try this time?
Person 2: What about a sloppy dallas.
Person 1: So I have to suck you off while having dip in my mouth?
Person 2: I am gonna make some extra, that way i can eat chips with dip when im getting that sloppy dallas

by OrangeTrinity October 15, 2020