The JFK

When you stalk someone and watch there every move from a far distance and keep eyes on them at all times just to end up killing them. Basically The Entire Premise of the show YOU.

Joe Goldberg Fell in love became obsessed just to end up giving Beck The JFK.

by XPussYfUxKeDuRMoMX69 September 26, 2020

JFK

A very funny man from Clone High, normally wanting to hit on someone or be on the sports team.

JFK Quotes:
“Your wet.”
“I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY”
“MY ABS ARE SO FIRM YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON ‘EM”
“Nacho?”

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020

jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 20, 2011

JFK

Messy head in the backseat of your lincoln

That chick gave a bomb JFK

by SkinnySteve February 5, 2023

JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)

“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”

by TK2000 November 13, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.

Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023