March 10, 2023

Will go down as one of the worst days in human history and it’s all thanks to Meghan Trainor.

YOU ARE NOT MOTHER. SHUT UP.

“I am your mother”

“March 10, 2023 is ruined”

by I MIGHT KILL MY EX March 11, 2023

june 5 2023

The day that everyone been waiting for, the day that will decide whether this summer is getting saved or not. Its the day YNW melly gets released..

ty: yoo i cant wait for 5th of june 2023.
malik: why what about it?
ty: NIGGA ITS YNW MELLY’S TRIAL! JUNE 5 2023!

by believemydefinitions June 03, 2023

March 2nd 2023

The day caitlin and ciaran got together

On march 2nd 2023 Ciaran calls and says "will you go out with me"
Caitlin takes a sec because of shock then reply "yes"

by Someoneyoudontknowxoxo March 14, 2023

June 16 2023

This was the day all of the remaining Loona members- Yves, Olivia Hye, Yeojin, Hasuel and Gowon Minaj- won their lawsuits against the crappy company Block Berry Creative. LETS GO, LOONA OT12!!! REMEMBER TO STAN THEIR NEW COMPANIES ONCE THEY JOIN GUYS LOONA SLAYS AND THEY WILL NEVER DISAPPOINT, EVEN IF THEY’RE NOT IN THE SAME COMPANIES IN THE FUTURE. A LOONA OT12 REUNION IS POSSIBLE!!!

Nicki Minaj: omg! Today is June 16 2023 and on everywhere I’ve been seeing that Loona and my mother, Gowon Minaj, won their law suits! Yippee!
Orbits: yayy! LOONA SLAYS!!!
*1 year later*
Orbits: Woah it’s June 16th! Today is the one year anniversary of Loona Freedom Day! Woohooo!

by rapnonono June 17, 2023

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

October 27 2023

The day when all boys made fun of Taylor Swift by wearing a red shirt and sweat pants.

Girl: Why are all the boys in the same clothes?
Boy: Oh it's just October 27 2023.

by AreithousMM October 24, 2023

It's 2023

When you say something that would be widely accepted ten years ago but now everything has become offensive.

Person 1: "That's not a king, that's a queen"
Person 2: "Dude it's 2023, you can't just say that"

by Dripstermaster August 07, 2023