A “woman penis,” or a penis attached to any person who identifies as a woman, but has not undergone a sex change; any person who has a weenis or looks down on heterosexual men for being hetero.
by Kaloga August 23, 2018
Get the Weenismug. A weenie would describe someone wearing tight legged pants, socks puled up high, atrocious glasses, and a button up collard shirt ect. IF YOU WEAR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A PURE WEENIE
Ussually the purest of the weenies are seen alone walking very akwardly, one the rare occasion that the weenie is not alone, he or she is accompanied with another weenie. when a weenie sighting has occured you are obliged to identify the person as a weenie and to have a good laugh!
Ussually the purest of the weenies are seen alone walking very akwardly, one the rare occasion that the weenie is not alone, he or she is accompanied with another weenie. when a weenie sighting has occured you are obliged to identify the person as a weenie and to have a good laugh!
Mr. Shaw, Katherine Powers, GRILLS, WHIPDADDY!
Liana in that Balloon picture, and sadly, the creator,me, LAIDS
Haley: thinking to herself, "WOW, look at that creature approching, with the ankle bitters and the cell phone from the 17th century, walking completely alone", oh wait, thats my friend Laids, she's a pure WEENIE!
Liana in that Balloon picture, and sadly, the creator,me, LAIDS
Haley: thinking to herself, "WOW, look at that creature approching, with the ankle bitters and the cell phone from the 17th century, walking completely alone", oh wait, thats my friend Laids, she's a pure WEENIE!
by Laids March 13, 2008
Get the weeniemug. The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
by Dezdashat May 16, 2020
Get the Micro Weenismug. A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.
"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"
by FF44 December 8, 2013
Get the EMS Weeniemug. The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.
Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"
by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020
Get the five weeniesmug. Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax
by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014
Get the weeny rubmug. by a weeb lol :) October 27, 2020
Get the Five weeniesmug.