Killing yourself or assissted suicide
by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022
A vocally right-wing member of the news aggregation Web site fark.com who is now so embarrassed by the Bush administration that he claims to be an "independent" while taking every opportunity to bash members of the "democrat party." The term is typically accompanied by a trademark symbol.
"Claiming Obama is a secret Muslim again? I guess that's what we've come to expect from another fark independent™."
by crm114uk July 15, 2008
A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.
Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.
Or
I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
Or
I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009
A popstar named 'Justin Bieber' has become a high risk to our world today, in addition to being a disgrace to music. What is known as the 'Belieb' virus is widely spread now, affected people are known as 'Beliebers'.
Some 'Beliebers' have reported to clinics with the following symptoms: Occasional 'biebergasm', and fainting just at the sight of 'Justin Bieber'; Many teenage girls are now affected by this dangerous virus, and W.H.O are working day and night to stop this crisis. Many researches have found out that possibly, 'Justin Bieber' hitting puberty, can be a cure to vast amounts of 'Beliebers', but at this moment, no cure has been found. The only solution at this moment, to stop the spread of this virus, is to have the ‘Beliebers’ killed; Many people have reported how immature and annoying 'Beliebers' can get, as a result of this virus.
Our Anti-Belieber™ systems, with our inredible ABS® technology, have been proven to be an effective tool into hunting down ‘Beliebers’ over the web, manipulating them in any way possible, and reporting the number of their deaths.
Anti-Belieber™ systems are constantly scanning the web in order to cease this chaos.
Some 'Beliebers' have reported to clinics with the following symptoms: Occasional 'biebergasm', and fainting just at the sight of 'Justin Bieber'; Many teenage girls are now affected by this dangerous virus, and W.H.O are working day and night to stop this crisis. Many researches have found out that possibly, 'Justin Bieber' hitting puberty, can be a cure to vast amounts of 'Beliebers', but at this moment, no cure has been found. The only solution at this moment, to stop the spread of this virus, is to have the ‘Beliebers’ killed; Many people have reported how immature and annoying 'Beliebers' can get, as a result of this virus.
Our Anti-Belieber™ systems, with our inredible ABS® technology, have been proven to be an effective tool into hunting down ‘Beliebers’ over the web, manipulating them in any way possible, and reporting the number of their deaths.
Anti-Belieber™ systems are constantly scanning the web in order to cease this chaos.
BREAKING NEWS: Anti-Belieber™ systems have found out an amount of 5,369 suicides due to the trending of "RIP JUSTIN BIEBER" on Twitter.
by Cgsoldier333 January 15, 2011
A highly specialized form of martial arts developed by Grandmistress Kate (1975- ). Initially intended as a close-combat style for crowded settings where ignorant and intoxicated men abound; over many years, Kate Fu™ has proven to be equally effective anywhere some dumbass desperately needs his clock cleaned.
"Ladies, with proper training and application, the next time some drunken, overbearing asshole won't accept "no" as your final answer...Kate Fu™ will enable you to drop him like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag! Maybe he'll even end up having to ingest a liquids-only diet via straw for the next few months. If so, that should allow him ample time to contemplate a newer, more respectful way to approach women." ~ Grandmistress Kate (circa 1994)
by Miss Ann Drist (disciple) July 21, 2008
Etymology : Borrowed from Arabic أَخِّي (ʾaḵḵī, “brother”).
khey (m) (plural kheys)
(slang) brother
(slang) bro; dude
Synonyms : (bro, dude): gars, mec
Coordinate terms : kheyette
The kheys are a group of elite sch(c)ool kids from the Ecole Jeannine Manuel in the 2nd3 Class created on September 24th 2018 at 19:07. This group is composed of Noam, Camille, Marcus, Mathis, Gaspard, Ylan, Armand, Louis, Mateo, Adam. Our greatest enemy is work. Remember we are not a cult, we are simply brothers. We are a community of jewish, lebannese, chinese and senegalese people.
Chief President : Mateo
Prime Minister : Adam
Minister of English : Marcus
Minister of Maths/ Physics/ Chemistry : Louis
Minister of French : Gaspard
Minister of Biology : Armand
Minister of Chinese : Ylan
Minister of Economy : Camille
Bill of the Rights of KHEYS 24/9/18 *
First Amendment : The kheys are equal.
Second Amendment : The kheys are brothers.
Third Amendment : The kheys must be united and supportive, no matter the situation.
Fourth Amendment : Any insulting defamation of a khey will be severely punished by an exclusion the length of which depends on the magnitude of the fault.
Fifth Amendment : All kheys must unite against work
Sixth Amendment : All kheys have the n-word pass
Se7enth Amendment : Any other exterior member attempting to join will either be rejected or will be presented before the council.
Eight Amendment : We shall never be associated to another organisation
khey (m) (plural kheys)
(slang) brother
(slang) bro; dude
Synonyms : (bro, dude): gars, mec
Coordinate terms : kheyette
The kheys are a group of elite sch(c)ool kids from the Ecole Jeannine Manuel in the 2nd3 Class created on September 24th 2018 at 19:07. This group is composed of Noam, Camille, Marcus, Mathis, Gaspard, Ylan, Armand, Louis, Mateo, Adam. Our greatest enemy is work. Remember we are not a cult, we are simply brothers. We are a community of jewish, lebannese, chinese and senegalese people.
Chief President : Mateo
Prime Minister : Adam
Minister of English : Marcus
Minister of Maths/ Physics/ Chemistry : Louis
Minister of French : Gaspard
Minister of Biology : Armand
Minister of Chinese : Ylan
Minister of Economy : Camille
Bill of the Rights of KHEYS 24/9/18 *
First Amendment : The kheys are equal.
Second Amendment : The kheys are brothers.
Third Amendment : The kheys must be united and supportive, no matter the situation.
Fourth Amendment : Any insulting defamation of a khey will be severely punished by an exclusion the length of which depends on the magnitude of the fault.
Fifth Amendment : All kheys must unite against work
Sixth Amendment : All kheys have the n-word pass
Se7enth Amendment : Any other exterior member attempting to join will either be rejected or will be presented before the council.
Eight Amendment : We shall never be associated to another organisation
Mia : Oh, can I join les Kheys™ ?
Maxence : (with a sly tone) Me too. We can work things out you know. *wink*
Joshua : (with an obnoxious English accent) Can I join too, pretty please.
Clara : Homework????
Dorian : Why did I get removed.
Mateo : Yo yo yo what are you doing, get outta here. Sheesh boi.
Maxence : (with a sly tone) Me too. We can work things out you know. *wink*
Joshua : (with an obnoxious English accent) Can I join too, pretty please.
Clara : Homework????
Dorian : Why did I get removed.
Mateo : Yo yo yo what are you doing, get outta here. Sheesh boi.
by Khey God April 04, 2019
Pussy Floppers™ is a groupchat on Twitter full of skinnies and legends ONLY. While significantly better than Boca Bullies™, Pussy Floppers™ is overrun with members of the Skinniest Who Flop Foundation (SWFF). Due to a recent outbreak of rats and Tana stans, Pussy Floppers has been reinvented and transformed into Pussy Floppers: Two™, it contains about 69% less rat.
Pussy Floppers™ is so iconic. I want to be in so bad. Way better than my GC.
- Member of Boca Bullies™
Pussy Floppers™ outsold hard. Rauhlag is still pressed over being kicked. Maybe next time she shouldn’t be such a fatty!
- user @ thotatella on Twitter.
- Member of Boca Bullies™
Pussy Floppers™ outsold hard. Rauhlag is still pressed over being kicked. Maybe next time she shouldn’t be such a fatty!
- user @ thotatella on Twitter.
by thotatella February 14, 2018