russian eggplant

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance

Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf

by The shmiz November 27, 2020

Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Eggplant Express

A girl who has sex with lots of men. It's another term for the cock carousel.

She rode the Eggplant Express in her 20's and early 30's, now at 35, she's had her fun and wants something real.

by Enko247 May 20, 2025

eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna

Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.

by DumbShit69420 March 12, 2023

Eggplant

A dick.

Just like you.

Send nudes *eggplant emoji*

by the twix bar September 19, 2018

eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021