Ur mum

A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.

Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?

Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.

It was at this moment, Joe got folded

by Harpy🦅 October 19, 2021

ur spleen

A random nerd's remix of ur mom.

A good way to offend someone's spleen.

A roast.

Hey dude! What's up?

UR SPLEEN!!!

by VA_NERD_SPLEEN_YEET_LOL! May 11, 2019

Ur nan

A old thicc 🅱️ Who has a nice pussay and makes good cookies

Ur nan is thicc

by Urnanismycumdumpster October 16, 2019

Ur sister

that cute bitch i be fucking

Person A: hey man what are you doing?
Person B: ur sister, bitch

by LilBoiDicaprio November 22, 2019

ur mom

a cliched insult used by unorigional and moronic douche bags

"i want to kill you for being a total idiot."

"well, uh, ur mom!"

by m0rph3us August 15, 2004

ur fat

You are fat. See ur gay. It is a good insult/comeback to use on fat people.

Fat person: Haha i got an Xbox360 and you didn't!
Me: Well,ur fat
Fat person: *shuts up*

by Alex14 June 20, 2006

Ur mom

Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!

Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom

Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!

by Tessa2021 February 5, 2020