GUFF

(G)irl (U) (F)inally (F)ucked

*when you meet your friends new girlfriend *
“hey bro, is this the guff?”
“yeah man this is her!”

by bigbrickdaddy June 7, 2022

Guff

A fortnite skin
Sexy individual specifically great at sniping, both in bed and no-scoping

Person 1: “Bro, there’s a Guff over there, keep your ass down or else we’re gonna get sniped”

Person 2: “I will gladly let a Guff snipe me from behind!” (Person 2 smirks)

by Nixilixn February 5, 2022

Guff

a slang for the word "stuff",used when someone is stressed out.

I am too tired!I don't wanna do this guff!

by BoatPui September 29, 2021

Guff

To fart secretly

Guff guffed and murdered bush ranger

by someidiot345 August 10, 2021

Guff

A nickname for the son of Ramon

Hey did you see guff fucking on that white bitch

by Kerfunkle November 29, 2021

guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.

I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face

by Ob303 February 23, 2024

Guff

When somone lets off a stinky guff it means they have sharted. Often smells like the rugby club sink

Damn Lilly your a guffy guffer

by Guffyguffer69 June 6, 2021