Grab Dick December

when someone comes up to you in december and grabs your dick.

"Almost time for grab dick december."

by Extra Thicc boy October 7, 2019

Peytons a dick day

Basically everyday. We don’t like peyton. He’s a dick.

What’s today?

Peytons a dick day!
What about tomorrow?

Peytons a dick day again!!

by CRACKBABIE October 17, 2019

Calm your dick

The male version of "calm your tits".

Guy 1: OH MY GOD. I CANT STAND TODAY.

Guy 2: Dude, calm your dick.

by MoneyLady August 12, 2015

Giant Dick Jimmy

a tongue twister of an urban legend.

Giant Dick Jimmy drew out his giant Jackhammer and busted a nut inside a jack Rabbit and Swung out his 10 inch and said fuck me faster.

by fedorapandora3783 June 10, 2021

dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011

big dick rick

a person (not necessarily a man) with a HUGE cock

hey how are you big dick rick

my names Jacob?

by Beo the nightmare May 25, 2020

sleepy dick syndrome

Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.

Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?

Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.

by Mevlin da Mage October 21, 2015