I dont fuck with that shit

When you don't wanna do something because that's not how you are.

some friend: "Hey , you wanna smoke this joint with three kind of plants?"

You: "Nah bro, I dont fuck with that shit."

by Idama5 October 3, 2017

twat licking shit fuck

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.

Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017

Truest shit since 911

A catchphrase used when someone says a statement that is as true as 911.

Guy: Donald Trump is a fucking degenerate, racist cunt.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

butt fucking ape shit

going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit

I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.

by rev_marcus February 10, 2020

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!

“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”

by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020