While believing you are part of royalty and naked just wearing a crown on your head, you prance around your home masturbating in a freakish manner with your pinky finger out while in front of your partner. When close to climaxing , you get her to bow before you and knight her by slapping your cock on both of her shoulders before putting the family jewels in her mouth.
As you cum in her mouth you lay your crown on her head and tell her that she is now your Queen.
You then tell her to get on all fours and bark like a Corgie while you smash her in the ass and show her you are the KING!!
As you cum in her mouth you lay your crown on her head and tell her that she is now your Queen.
You then tell her to get on all fours and bark like a Corgie while you smash her in the ass and show her you are the KING!!
I treat my Girlfriend/Wife/Partner like a queen in more ways than one, she had a Dirty Charlesworth last night.
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