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Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 20, 2010
mugGet the Oklahoma Wake-up Callmug.

step yo pussy up

If you ain't got your shit together, then put your best shoes on, wrap it around your good pussy, and step it up.
"Bitch! Step yo pussy up, and come back to me. #stepyopussyup ."
by KDog791 July 25, 2016
mugGet the step yo pussy upmug.

get yo weight up

used by Lil' Jon & tha Eastside Boys, it means to "get oneself together" in any aspect of life
Man, I refuse to do all the work, you need to get yo weight up if ya wanna pass this class!!!
by Dakota Darke April 4, 2004
mugGet the get yo weight upmug.

Metal up your ass!

A term used to insult people who like the music of an inferior genre such as punk or emo. This phrase is directed at the person who the user is talking to, not the user themself. Metal may not be replaced in this phrase by an inferior muscial genre.
by metal kid May 14, 2005
mugGet the Metal up your ass!mug.

face down ass up

A great sex position in which the girl stands bent over and the guy stands behind her. Also a good song by 50 Cent and Tony Yayo
Face Down, Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
by Christina August 30, 2004
mugGet the face down ass upmug.

g's up hoes down

Type of Mdma aka Ecstasy popular on the east coast (especially Georgia and south Florida.

Its supposed larger dose of mdma causes it to be more expensive than "normal E"

Example prices of a city in south florida:
Regular E: $15 Each
Gs up: $20 Each
Yo man got some beans?
Fuck ya man I got some g's up hoes down lets roll on this shit
by Sn1p3r June 24, 2007
mugGet the g's up hoes downmug.

Keep ya dick up

A phrase that means not to get discouraged, but rally to keep on truckin', Friday's coming soon!
After the kicker missed the game winning field goal the coach said "keep ya dick up"
by The Crazy Jihad December 7, 2006
mugGet the Keep ya dick upmug.

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