Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

by cactini June 3, 2020

balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth

a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.

Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.

by bjjm April 29, 2010

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

by em.ily.et May 24, 2018

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

don't you be lookin at me like your mama don't feed you

definition: don't look at me
comes from the ghetto

Don't you be looking at me like your mama don't feed you.....cause i know she do!

by Bob Marley October 20, 2004

Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god

Now I realize most of those people out there are asleep and have a clouded vision. (delusional) So when I post this message it will just come out sounding incoherent and people will think I am just a troll.

I’m talking to the Jews of UD.

Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god

So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020