oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006

WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD

somthing you say when a mad ugly person taps your shoulder, and your caught by surprise.

bob: *taps mans shoulder*
Man: WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD!! TAKE A SHOWER!!

by theliongod December 2, 2005

Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008

YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)

by Tyler2010 March 12, 2008

I'll never wash my cock

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

by PoopyPoo October 26, 2004

wacchu got on my 40 cuz

Slang for what do you have for me.

Guy 1: "Wacchu got on my 40 cuz?"

Guy 2: "I got 20 dubs on it right now."

by K!NG KHANH July 22, 2007