Lieing Sack Of Cheap Shit

Bill Clinton

quote
"I Did Not Have Sex With Monica Lewinsky"
BULLShit

by ANNONYMOUS September 10, 2003

Taste Her Own Shit

For a female to accept anal penetration

I bet she'd like to taste her own shit

by Christoff Juliano August 13, 2008

Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

Nigger shit kkk blaster

It's when you keep a gun in the glove compartment and it randomly goes off and shoots your cock off!!

I just witnessed a nigger shit kkk blaster.

by Jack nigha12 November 25, 2020

Shit In My Hands and Clap

A way of objectifying to or expressing utter dislike for something.

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than vote for Donald Trump.

by RossF92 August 19, 2016

Mad Dog Shits

The insane shit you take the morning after drinking a Mad Dog 2020. It smells like whatever flavor you drank. It's nasty.

Guy: "Man , I got the Mad Dog shits. It smells like that grape Mad Dog 2020 I had last night."

Girlfriend: "Let me smell that shit!!!"

by fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 16, 2011