You're off my fav 5

A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.

Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"

Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."

Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.

Rob: :(

by mickenzie92 November 10, 2009

I done wet my britches

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

by Esteban Smarinetti October 20, 2008

eat my ass with that weak shit

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

oh my god its a nigger

When you are suprised that there is a nigger

Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye

by Joshhhbeyer June 16, 2018

My Hero Academia Wiki Fandom

A scary place for Oc's and peeps

Person 1:cThe My Hero Academia Wiki Fandom is so-
Person 2: -Scary

by UwUiscringelmao February 10, 2021

Cut my fingers off

Cut my fingers off so I won't text someone.

I want to text him so bad, Cut my fingers off!!

by houstonsocialbutterflyandt May 12, 2009

Getting My Noodles Wet

Some one wettin ur penis whether a gurl suckin you literally or a boy jockin your noodles

Jordan Everett was getting my noodles wet

by Chris Greg January 20, 2009