Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

boi

Boi means slave

A boi was a nice strong black man back in the day so that is what it means in todays world

That is one strong fine boi right there

by THe BOi776 February 19, 2022

Cruise boy

A boy on a cruise who follows girls around until the cruise is over, and then gets their Instagram/Snapchat, and doesn’t stop trying to hit them up for the next week or so.

The girls friends are obsessed with cruise boy, who followed the girl around on a cruise for a whole week.

by Mateito Feito October 24, 2019

Johnny Boy

The ceramic throne.

Friend: “My guy where did you go?”
The man: “I’m sitting on the Johnny Boy. Be out in 5.”

by Steamedriceboii March 7, 2023

Spicey Boi

When you rub chicken tikka masala on your ball bag and get your dog to lick it off

I'm in an incel so instead of smashing, I just give myself a Spicey Boi

by DJ CHAD October 9, 2019

Faria boy

Faria boy is uplifting and ALWAYS has something good on his mind. Luckily he never has dirty thoughts or dirty language… but when you date a faria they can be a little clingy and always asks questions. Faria’s are usually pretty smart and have a lot of potential but doesn’t always like to reach for the stars. Faria’s have a very confident exterior but truley inside they feel a little doubtful about how they look:( Usually faria’s get a lot of girls, but he can also struggle to say no. (So he can be a player). Every time he walks the halls, he may not hear it but girls will say “OmG did you see faria, act cool).

Faria boy is sweet

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?

by Milquetoast August 28, 2023