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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
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Father, I crave cheddar

The person who says this possibly said it as a meme, or to indicate they actually want cheddar.
friend: "Father, I crave cheddar."
you: "Ok"
by a student 2 September 30, 2022
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I DONT KNOW

by hi.im.r3d September 30, 2022
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I don't cotton

Don't like it
by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022
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I anat to doe

A sign a person doesn't know how to use a keyboard in a smart phone. Usually related to a woman who has 2 neurons in the brain
She: I anat to doe
Me: dumbass
by Shewas12 October 3, 2022
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I LOVE TU CULO

CULO:333333
by isuzus October 3, 2022
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