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shit or get off the pot

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010
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Joe Shit The Rag Man

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
by Renegade888 July 3, 2008
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Sky High Shit Fuck

Haveing anal sex while falling out of an airplane while the other person has Mud butt (see mud butt)
I totaly sky high shit fucked that chick from the bar the other day when we went sky diving, it got all over my clothes!
by Brodie2571 September 10, 2010
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Shit-filled fart bubble

1. A fart that has resulted in a bubble filled with shit.
2. A put down.
by chamelion June 27, 2006
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[put her shit on blast]

to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people
After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"
by JaneSmith007 November 17, 2006
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shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.
We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!
by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013
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dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.
Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
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