zompire dracularius

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.

Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.

by zompired October 14, 2009

Zombie code of honor

The dead bodies that are left over after a phish or grateful dead concert. Which then are later turned into hippie zombies after a politically conservative necromancer resurrects them. which in turn puts the hippies souls trapped in a copy mortal kombat and shall get their ass kicked and their spines ripped out for all eternity. The ideology and term "zombie code of honor" can be traced back from the popular kid rock song-bawitdaba.

Rufus: Hey after that grateful dead concert i saw that bible thumping necromancer getting ready to whip out his "zombie code of honor" on those dead bodies.

Leroy: Yeah, hey wanna go play some mortal kombat?

Rufus: fuck yeahh!

by Dirtydan113 March 23, 2011

zombae

Zombae is a term used for an ex who doesn't want to leave you alone and keep trying to crawl back into your life in some weird way.

" Jordan, Derek keeps trying to be a zombae. It's annoying ."

by Lovelysnowy March 21, 2016

zomgasm

a hybrid of the words zomg and orgasm, something so sexy and/or crazy that you have a zomgasm.

shes smart, and shes a member of the handball team, can u say zomgasm?

by markk p November 8, 2007

zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.

"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"

by Jordanzzzzzzzzz May 7, 2008

Zompkin

The act of giving a blumpkin to a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie.

Guy: What's wrong?!
Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!

by stevekhool July 29, 2008

zombietiming

Zombietiming (verb) is exposing the lies, myths and unchecked facts reported by the news media outlets.

For fear of zombietiming researchers, the news reporter stuck to the journalist's credo, and expected professionalism, of uncovering the truth through balance, fairness, honesty and decency.

Zombietimed (noun): the news reporter got zombietimed, in a big way, for the lack of credible facts and rampant dishonesty in the reported news article.

by Webler December 9, 2008