An extreme obnoxious attention starved person on facebook that posts every picture of any gift that they receive from anyone,but tries to make it "seem" they are showing appreciation for the gift when they are really just showing everyone and really saying " LOOK WHAT I GOT" In hopes of people clicking "like" and asking questions about the gift.
Get off the computer ASSHOLE! I'm trying to post a pic of this 5 cent button Joe bought me!!
No!! , this is the 6th time already today you have posted a picture, your such a facebook showoff!!!!
No!! , this is the 6th time already today you have posted a picture, your such a facebook showoff!!!!
by butteryobiscuit June 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Showoffmug. The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.
How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
by icehause August 23, 2011
Get the facebook kidfacermug. Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"
Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"
Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"
Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
Get the two-facebookedmug. When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse
by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017
Get the Facebook cursemug. A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.
Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021
Get the Facebook Scientistmug. 1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014
Get the Facebook Preachermug. Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
by heynow_1 February 23, 2010
Get the Canine Facebookmug.