tank

characters in video games that are supposed to do small damage but sustain lots of it but instead deals lots of damage and sustain all of it making them overpowered

"Damn I just got one-shot by that 12k hp Cho'Gath because he dealt 3k true damage!"
"Yeah, that's why tanks are overpowered!"

by primpan September 9, 2018

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Tank

The biggest moob there is, and a mega fattie

"Tank is such a fat moob, like to be honest, he sucks"
"Yeah lmao"

by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022

Tank

The perineum

That girls got a bomb tank . The perineum is tough as a motherfucker

by Gooseward September 13, 2020

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022