pass the potatoes

When you are in group sex and you want the next set of balls

Oh man, he looks good, let’s pass the potatoes.

by Reddon27 September 1, 2021

musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016

Potato Scandal

The fucked up and amazing shit that is created by an exceptional group of best friends.

That looks like a fucking Potato Scandal!

by ThatBiGuy September 26, 2018

Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

by Combat_Fountain May 31, 2015

Bottlecap Potato

The epitome of cringe

"That guy was hiding in the corner with a judge, what a bottlecap potato"

by Bottlecap Potato June 20, 2021