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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Log

to exit or leave an online game or server; to disconnect
“He got mad and logged right after the match ended.”
by sierahtonin October 22, 2025
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old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
by Davellin August 28, 2023
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Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.
I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.
by Chinook17 August 10, 2022
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log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.
Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.
by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022
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log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick
Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me
by Frankfurter52 April 30, 2014
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