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A MASSIVE TURD (sore to push out) OYA FECKER
mate i’ve just clogged your toilet with a log
by milson jim’s dog July 02, 2020
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Can I get one log please?
“Sure, that will be $10
by pizzassgirl July 19, 2024
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LOGS

A person who is smart and will live a good life will of probably gone to LOGS. They are not nerdy and are actually cool. They hate a school called ‘priory’ ugh that awful school. LOGS get very much hate but don’t mean any harm to anyone they re just about jokes. Make sure to stay away from ‘priory kids’ because they are dangerous, stupid and aren’t all nice people.
I love that amazing, smart, NORMAL school: LOGS
by Mi kehunt February 03, 2019
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LOG

A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.

Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Here comes another LOG today
by Echonacea February 02, 2021
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Log is very powerful,

Log is very plentiful,
Log is very cool,
Log is so cool you’ll drool,
Log will find your might,
And kiss you a nightly night!
Log is the best person I’ve been with since the start of humans. I love him so much!
by Loglmao April 16, 2022
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Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.
Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"

Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)

Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing

Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
by Logvictim June 19, 2021
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