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Hungarian Goat Cheese

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders
Hey Oscar, are you jerking off that goat to make Hungarian Goat Cheese for dinner tonight?
by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020
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Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.
Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.
by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018
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the throat goat symbol

The hand motion that people who try to act gay do where they act like they are sucking on a cock.
Ngoh!!! Kingston did the throat goat symbol, and he rolled his eyes back.
by Novat Snewo October 24, 2022
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a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020
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low key goated

Low key goated is a way of saying someone is the great something that you did not expect them to be the so good at. Often used in conjunction with “when x is the vibe…”
ME: Trevor is low key goated at CoD.

YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.
by CallMeBoomBoom December 12, 2022
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Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.
Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.
by Toeatcake May 21, 2019
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goat-entine's day

a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.
We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.
by millerthyme February 14, 2015
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