Canada Wet

A sex position were you pour ginger ale down someone's ass.

I gave your sister a Canada Wet yesterday.

by Mother deleter December 29, 2021

Gulf of Canada

A body of water soon to be renamed

The Gulf of Canada is just off the coast of the southernmost province.

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Canada's History

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.

As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."

by MechaStewart February 4, 2010

Canada

Code word for anal deriving from an image drawn by Merunyaa of Meru holding her arms in a certain way to turn the word "Canada" on her sweatshirt into the word "anal"

Hey, wanna do Canada later?
Hell yeah! Canada is my favorite!

by the entirety of antartica December 14, 2023

Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.

Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.

by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.

The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.

by Alexial February 6, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.

Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.

by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010