Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'

"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."

by flyboy45 June 23, 2023

story-blame

: the subjective interpretation (a story) of someone's behavior (that may or may not be true) that is used to blame, criticize or otherwise target them as the cause of something

I have nothing to say about your story-blame comments that I drank too much and was flirting with everyone because the facts are, I had one beer and I didn't flirt with anyone.

by MOLove1966 March 14, 2021

alaskan story

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.

She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.

Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.

by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015

story-shooting

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.

Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*

''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers

friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.

by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023

concept story

Stories that are supposed be short and about a parallel and imaged world, which does not exist.
Other world can be whatever you want.

A: Have you read the story about buying "free" time?
B: Oh yeah!

It is a great concept story.

by ChiefLaki May 4, 2019

Stori

super swag serving weezer fan who is gay and gets so many bitches

Boy 1: ooh wee ooh is that a Stori
Boy 2: It must be, they’re hella slaying

by weezerooweeoo June 12, 2022