Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.

That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.

by Jbabyj September 2, 2016

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teen teen

Half an 8th of weed.

Yo.. Big C!! Lemme get a TEEN TEEN.

by Trev-Run December 6, 2016

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Teen-O

A girl who's a hoe

That girl is a Teen-O are what she did last night

by ganggangbitch March 25, 2017

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Teenager

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.

by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017

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teenbaiting

when an author/director/etc. creates their show to be an amalgam of everything a typical teenager adores, ensuring that their teenage target audience will bring in views and make the creators money. Most famously seen in the CW show Riverdale.

Emily: Making Archie and every other character on this show hot is actual teenbaiting.
Rye: Yeah, and not to mention the amount of obscure references, dramatic dialogue, and comebacks no teen would make but wishes they would.

by Dbastro November 7, 2017

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