cafeteria syndrome

When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.

You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.

by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011

Alphastatism Syndrome

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition

"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

by Limernails March 10, 2023

Trumpanitis Syndrome

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

by Llama66 June 27, 2018

holly syndrome

When one named Holly is behind on time.

Holly syndrome is definitely in effect today.

by Sjm1132 May 24, 2016

Momzadamaus Syndrome

Meaning When a child is a complete idiot due to the mother being intellectually challenged idiot. The child is not at fault due to the mother's teachings .

His mother makes unintelligible decisions because of her momzadamaus syndrome .

by Lpm3 April 6, 2017

TCT Syndrome

The Current Thing Syndrome, also known as TCT Syndrome, is a feeling of conformity to topics that are trending on MSM or elsewhere that the topic might be relevant, TCT Syndrome is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises and unable to think for themselves, so following The Current Thing helps them feel more accepting of themselves and both need of approval and acceptance from their peers.

John Doe (Person with TCT Syndrome): *Checks Twitter to see what the current thing is* HOLY MACKEREL, THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS BUYING TWITTER, TIME TO CONFORM AND FOLLOW THE CURRENT THING WHICH IS TO HATE ON THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD FOR HAVING BASED ENERGY LEVELS I WILL NEVER COMPETE WITH AT MY BETA MALE LEVEL! (BAAAAAAAAAT )

by DrChadGiga May 5, 2022

Pokè-Syndrome

(N) A severe addiction of everything that involves pokemon. One affected by Pokè-Syndrome only talks about pokemon as well as buys all the merchandise. This illness is rapidly growing through people ages 6-40.

"I swear he has Pokè-Syndrome! He talked for 8 hours nonstop on the anatomy of pikachu!"

by bellantone July 15, 2016