satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 6, 2011

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

go fish sticking

When a dude starts sticking his genitals in random things and times...

Whoa, somebody get Bob's pants on, he's go fish sticking all over the bok choy!!!

by Bobzilla420 February 14, 2012

Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

Paper membrane sacking (PMS)

Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.

The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.

by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2017

that’s snacking

when something so incredibly amazing that you could eat it, like your favorite food that you can’t resist. or someone or something looks good

1. steve- i broke up with brittany and i feel so much better now

you- that’s snacking steve good for u
2. steve- look at mikayla she’s so hot
you- yea man that’s snacking

by alex is dumb lol April 10, 2020

revenge identity stalking

Stalking someones online profiles and being so angry at who they are and so empty yourself that you copy and paste from their life, becoming them as a way of getting back at them.

She was so upset at the attention a new girl in the group got that she began revenge identity stalking her.

by Undesired Attention May 17, 2020