spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

springertainment

Lowbrow entertainment. Jerry Springer writ large. Watch the episode with the Kung Fu Hillbilly, you'll get the idea.

I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.

by Frank Symptoms March 18, 2024

SpringBonnie

Springbonnie is an animatronic used by William Afton to wear it so he can kill children and put them in his basement and b

William Afton: tf is this animatronic?
Henry Emily: Springbonnie, it's a yellow rabbit

William Afton : 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
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by 05staff April 30, 2024

Sphinx cat

more commonly know as "the naked cat", Sphinx cats are know for their disturbing lack of hair...AT ALL

You: Urgh whats that fugly looking thing

Me: Oh! Thats a sphinx cat

by CoolotakuB) May 9, 2024

Spring Laker™

Spring Laker™ is a members-only social club founded in Spring Lake, New Jersey.

I'm a Spring Laker™. Are you a Spring Laker™? How do I become a Spring Laker™?

by springlaker June 4, 2024

Springfield Grinder

When a person in Springfield Massachusetts engages in sex with two homeless persons on both sides of said person. While they also simultaneously smoke Crack cochise.

My fucking bus had a lay over in Springfield Massachusetts. So I found 2 cracking homeless women and did the Springfield Grinder.

by UpTown2fatt June 11, 2024