Donald Trump Has a Small Penis

It’s rhetorical satire—critiquing behavior viewed as dishonest and insecure, not making a literal or physical claim, although possible and probably.

Donald Trump has a small penis, and JD Vance is a bottom

Donald Trump Has a Small Penis by Nicksterguy May 2, 2026

I have a weird fetish for small holes 

Yes

I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks

I have a weird fetish for small holes by Notnoc January 15, 2021

penis enlargement is for men with small peni 

penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)

penis enlargement is for men with small peni

penis enlargement is for men with small peni by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

fat guy in a comically small truck 

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck

911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.

fat guy in a comically small truck by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 30, 2023

How to make your dick small 

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL 

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

big cap, small lies 

When you make a really big lie, and then make smaller lies or excuses to back up the big lie.

“I totally went to class! I didnt skip. i’m a good kid.”
“No way! BIG CAP, SMALL LIES!”

big cap, small lies by pdotbk December 19, 2019