mammoth slam

When you make your bitch ripple like a carpet

I mammoth slammed ruby yesterday

by Crims0n Chin April 23, 2017

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

I'll slam ya uncle

Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.

Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!

by XenoXndr May 15, 2017

Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch

When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.

My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!

by ALC2017 May 25, 2017

Slam chowder

Slam Chowder is the special sauce the male employees add to the cup of nasty customers.

That woman was rude, I'm going to give her the slam chowder

by EastCoastD88 May 26, 2017

Clam slam

When a femal teabags a male to show power and lack of fucks to give she places the clam on face of male equaling a clam slam

Dude Jessica just clam slammed wild turkey

by Clam slam July 3, 2017

Slim slam

To bait and switch

She slim slammed me. She told me one thing expected and then in same breathe gave me bad news.

by Kobabe November 21, 2017