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Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
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Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going
“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”
by Goobadox December 22, 2024
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Shooting stars

A lot of amazing funny memes about flying people lol
Did you see that meme about the shooting stars song

Everyone knows this is a shit example lol
by JeKankerMa February 24, 2017
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Screen-shoot

Mrs Hoare's made up plural word for 'screenshot'.
"Let me just screen-shoot this diagram for you girls so you can put it in your books"
by livemusic02 November 9, 2022
mugGet the Screen-shootmug.

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves
by sillycat13 May 3, 2023
mugGet the shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantabletmug.

Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.
The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.
by KDigler February 3, 2018
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