Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020

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by livemusic02 November 9, 2022

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
old guy: fucking kill yourselves
qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
old guy: fucking kill yourselves
by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

I'm gonna go shoot a cat
by They're watching us September 14, 2019

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.
by KDigler February 3, 2018
