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Wifes Second Boyfriend

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.
by Krashlia March 9, 2021
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Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.
I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.
by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009
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central peel secondary school

This school is hella poor and has some waste AP students who also hate being there. It's everyone who got rejected from turner. Mainly brown, but then there the gangsta wanna-be's who hand out in the front foyer after school and act like hooligans, and literally cause a fight every other day.

They cut HOSA and DECA casue turner gets all the money from peel and central gets nothing. its super old and is in desperate need of revonovation. The cafeteria lady charges for spoons or napkins because she claims the school is losing money. and the uniforms are tolerable.

its a great school for fat kids because there are just so many great places to eat nearby. and the 241 pizza is the last one open in brampton. but there's also the osmows and the lazeez, shopper drug mart, gas stations, mumbai masala, paradise chicken, KFC, mcdonalds, starbucks, tims, burrito boyz, fresh burrito, and like so much more.
Friend: Yo wassupp? what high school you at rn?
Me: Central peel secondary school
Friend: ewww central
Me: yea, but its not that bad fs
by dummy :) January 10, 2020
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second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.
We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.
by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001
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Second-hand Twinkie

One man 'titty-fucks' a woman, ejaculates between her breasts then is followed up by a SECOND man who titty-fucks the woman using the first man's ejaculate as lubricant. Also may be refered to as 'The Goodwill Wrapper'
"Okay buddy! She said she wants a Second-hand Twinkie . Her beef curtains are lubed up and ready to go my man!"
by michael arapaho December 14, 2008
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Second Hand Facial

when as a innocent bystander one is struck in the face by an erratic load.

when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.
I was in an orgy last night, and when I pulled out of "Jennifer" to shoot my load on her face, I shot eratically, wide right and struck Robert in the face. Thus giving him a second hand facial.

I sprayed "Jennifer" on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss "Diana" part of my load stuck to "Diana's" nose and chin. Thus giving Diana a second hand facial.
by T Sing February 19, 2010
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Second-Hand Sniffing

The act of getting high my smelling the body or breath of someone who has recently been smoking weed.
He's tripping balls since he was second-hand sniffing earlier.
by ML-lol October 8, 2011
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