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Ryan Grindlay

A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".
-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"

-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
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Ryan Lee

The hottest guy in the school and is a way faster runner than tanner

He also has a 8 pack that all the girls see since he has all of them wetter than a wetland
Girl: there’s Ryan he is so fast and so sexy

Ryan Lee
by Dghfdgjhfdd November 13, 2022
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Ryan Rio

Used when someone wants to mention undercover that they have been r*ped or sexually assaulted.
"Hey, I just got with a dude named 'Ryan Rio' ... "

OR

"I just got Ryan Rioed ... "

Should be used in situations where talking openly about the subject is dangerous, not allowed, or if you need help.
by $PANIMANMAN!!! January 5, 2022
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Ryan Burke

"Emo's are so cool"
"Oh then you would love Ryan Burke"
by YesLegend December 29, 2021
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Rat Ryan

ells swool angry sami opossum raccoon fried limited edition mcdonalds secret menu nugget pedo M AND M bobes possessed riri rat uncle..ells only...
woahh isnt that ells riri???!?! Rat ryan.....................
by Katti archon September 9, 2021
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Ryan Trahan

A very hot, 5'4, attractive male. ‘Ryan Trahan’ has a youtube account and is poppin on his career as a YouTuber. He also sells merchandise such as; “Hydra Collective” and “Neptune Bottles.” links are always in the description. No joke he actually looks like dash from the Incredibles. Genuinely a nice, good-looking guy, with a good heart and a good girlfriend, Haley Pham. WE LOVE YOU RYAN
“Oh, you don’t know who’s Ryan Trahan is? Ever heard of Dash?”

“You think Ryan Trahan is the hottest guy on planet earth? You’re correct.
by aggroteo February 26, 2022
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Pavement Ryan

Pavement Ryan is a very handsome and adorable person from TakeAway SMP, He's amazing
Person 1: Have you heard of Pavement Ryan
Person 2: Yes he is amazing
by Mullenly August 22, 2021
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