by Homo-Erectus June 22, 2021
When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet May 06, 2018
by lettuceman1999 November 15, 2022
Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.
Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.
Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.
by AmishWebster March 18, 2021
by galinagulussy March 03, 2024
The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.
Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
by Maxdout May 12, 2021
by sayumtheyayum July 19, 2021