patchet

a large sum of mayonnaise usually in a jar a packet.

oi bruv give me dat patchet these chipps hella dry.

by sssssdda October 25, 2020

Petch

A broadly applicable, inoffensive term for fecal matter, rubbish, or unfavourable circumstance.

This show is petch;
Can we pull over? I gotta go petch!
What's that petch?!
... and then he dumped me.

Wow.. that's petch..

by anonymous October 3, 2020

@pitcherfromstw1

@pitcherfromstw1 on twitter

@pitcherfromstw1 has no fkn life

by kecskeember October 17, 2020

Pitched

Hyper intent derived intensly vocally or quick physical actions

Did u see that girl and how pitched she was?

by Jasambina November 22, 2020

Patchy

Patchy is an 13 year old that sweats in a game called Brawl Stars.

He's such an patchy

by binnyyy November 27, 2020

Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

by the wolf intel January 4, 2021

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021