cooch potato

a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.

Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!

Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.

Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.

Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.

by Hu Phlung Pu March 2, 2011

fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018

hot potato wasp slide

sticking your cock out of your pants then going up to a bee or wasp nest and shoving your cock in and out of the nest several times till you have multiple sting marks on your dick and balls then take a shit and go to the nearest grassy area and try and slide through your shit a couple times then go to the nearest pool, water park, lake, or any body of water and throw your poop at people yelling Marco polo.

George: hey Barbara I did the hot potato wasp slide in the El Alamein Memorial Fountain in Sydney.
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 10, 2018

Potato salad

used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.

Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!

by Filet Migeeeeoooowwwwnnnn July 13, 2018

small potato

The name of a lower ranked employee, unpopular friend or person.

Colleague: "You should get a promotion."

You:"Oh, not me, I'm just a small potato."

Friend: "Whose that girl standing there?"

You: "Mary? Ah, no-one, she's just a small potato."

by Butterflytes November 6, 2011

emo potato

Basically.... a regular baked potato. THATS EMO!!!!!!!!!

"Why am I emo?!"

"Cuz your eating an emo potato!"

by barbarawcheung July 27, 2008

Potato

A term used when an ugly old man appears in hentai.

Guy 1: oOoOoh didn't know people were that flexible
Guy 2: OMG A POTATO!!!!
GUY 1: NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!!?

by Shroin April 11, 2005