Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.

That’s an Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 24, 2021

Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.

Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer

by eddie would go June 21, 2025

The hammer

The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth

Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.

by Snailzy April 14, 2023

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.

Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.

by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017

Hammer

A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.

Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.

by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016

Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021