Big Bird

The sexual act of eating a dozen eggs (either cooked or raw), then vomiting the rubbery yellow mess onto your partner's chest.

Similar to a Cosby Sweater, in that both cause your partner to resemble beloved childhood icons.

"Hey Diana, can you pick up some eggs on the way home from work? I'm in the mood for a Big Bird."

by Phronk August 3, 2009

Early Bird

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.

Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"

by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011

bored bird

A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.

Why are u being sick a bored bird ?

by Jcool456 June 29, 2018

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019

Figueroe bird

A female prostitute that works on Figueroa in the city of los Angeles between temple st and florence ave

If necia @crysanthemum_royale was a bird , she would be a "Figueroe bird"

by DaddyV1$10N April 11, 2021

Bird Throat

When she's giving you a blowjob so fast and hard she sounds like a turkey.

Tara was so into the blow job, I grabbed her hair and she went full Bird Throat! *gobble*

by Gr8WyteC0CK May 13, 2019

Angry Bird

Used to reference to a horrible teacher you hate.

God damn he’s being such an angry bird.

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019