Top Bad

The absolute pinacle of "bad".

Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.

by Dr. Reuben October 12, 2011

top of the mourning

when u give a blowjob at a funeral

GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING

by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021

Nuts on top

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.

When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top

by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009

top of the lungs

(Noun)Where you store your lightest oxegyn and lose it due to more air

(Verb)you SCREEEEEE at the top of your lungs

(Adjective)you stop screaming at the top of your lungs

Gym teacher:Breath in and out and at the top of the lungs

Oxygen: oh shit

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 23, 2021

Top of the range

Basically better than all the range.because instead it is top.making it a top word.

Person 1:Nice toaster
Person 2:yeah its top of the range

by Toaster12324 January 19, 2012

mom top

a women’s top that looks like something a mom would wear

hey did you see natasha erhardt wearing that mom top yesterday?!

yes! she’s such a trick!

by guccimatt March 23, 2018

Twat top

Played out Faded hair cut from 2014. Worn by men who jam to "rad" 90's EDM and would say, "Twat-top? more Like Twat-mop cause it make all the feminists That Moist."

It's not a Twat top!! It's a Fade!!

by DoomTheory July 03, 2017